It is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
~T.S. Eliot, about radio

This is perhaps the most beautiful time in human history; it is really pregnant with all kinds of creative possibilities made possible by science and technology which now constitute the slave of man - if man is not enslaved by it.
~Jonas Salk

As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
~From the movie Die Hard 2